London's The Guardian recently ran a story called "I'm A Rock Chick, Get Me Out of Here" . The article touches on opera houses trying to attract new audiences and sends Guardian rock critic Laura Barton to a variety of operas to see if she can be won over. She cannot. The article, which is linked above, is quite good and worth a read even if you don't personally agree with her. I do not personally agree with her. But my disagreement stems from some glaring flaws with her article. First, she picks some of the worst operas an opera newbie could pick: The Rakes Progress , Dido and Aeneas , Handel's Samson and The Marriage of Figaro . These are operas you graduate to, not begin with (I still have on my training wheels myself when it comes to these). What happened to the ABCs of opera? Aida , Boheme and Carmen ? These are the most popular and enduring operas for good reason. Stunning stories, great music, memorable melodies and some of the most fascinating chara...